Team Nightmare!

We have the Dream Team, the Fantasy Team and now we have Team Nightmare.

The Coach: Joe Paterno

The starting five:

G Jerry Sandusky
G Doc Murray
F Tiger Woods
F Casey Anthony
C Herman Cain

Defensive Scheme: All-out media blitz

Former Hall of Famers: O.J. Simpson, Washington, Wall Street...it goes on and on...

The Big Winners: The TV Networks

The Losers: Main Stream America